May 2013
48 posts
“tell the class a little about yourself”
gayenerys:
sometimes i feel bad downloading stuff illegally but then i remember i don’t care
inbox:
its not about the money, money, money
((yes it is))
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
how do you steal a coat?
you jacket
cockringtoss:
do not make inside jokes with me because i will bring it up 17 times a day
babyferaligator:
its 2013 why the fuck don’t we know where babies come from already
canderemy:
excuse you
gallana:
beerito:
rnickey:
how do i make friends
add two cups of chopped lettuce
babyferaligator:
how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself
funrussell:
queer-pong:
wE STOLE A TEXTPOST
the funniest thing about this post is that the source and blog link don’t match
my favourite part about the 1800’s is none of you were born yet
friendlydad:
I ACCIDENTLY SNORTED SHAMPOO AND I SNEEZED BUBBLES
gaycrusader:
it only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby
doES THAT NOT BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE AT LEAST THERE SHOULD BE SOME FLOUR OR SOMETHING
theselener:
i have the attention span of a
rehabbed:
i have a rare disease and nudes are the only cure
p-unny:
*tumblr user who wants more notes voice* guise srsly stop reblogging this
justintheallan:
soycrates:
endreal:
avatar-addiction:
nicotineenema:
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which...
yongmuney:
thou shalt not breaketh thy mutual follow
lameborghini:
[jumps to conclusions] [jumps too far] [falls off of building]
pizza:
*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day
me huntin for the pussy
urinatings:
MY TEACHER IS LAUGHING AT THE PRONUNCIATION OF URANUS WOW IM UPSET SHE’S SO IMMATURE
toxic-ponies:
omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg
crrocs:
i give up with trying to make a successful text post
